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Identity Crisis - cat in dog kennel.

"I was almost that last year."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"She's a miniature."

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

Balloon dog training

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

"I'm the best candidate."

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"I'll have the 'All you can eat from the menu, the kitchen, and the dumpster' special."

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

"Really, yes, I'm on a diet too: I need to almost double my summer weight before the start of the winter hibernation..."

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'Now see here! My name is Thomson and THAT is my gazelle!!'

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

"When begging for food, always make sad eye contact."

Pin the tail on the Doggie.

House with 'Dog For Sale' sign. Cat walks by holding 'Good Riddance' sign.

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

'This summer, how does obedience camp sound?'

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

'I'm one year older and I should know better, but there are times all I want to do is tear into a new pair of slippers.'

'Police? I'm being stalked.'

"Once again, Dave blew the date when his instincts got the better of his etiquette."

'Oh, isn't he clever? He's brought you your slippers.'

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

"Jack Russell?"

I advertised In What Cow Magazine.

"After years of unsuccessfully trying to catch my tail, I decided to just follow it on twitter."