Animal Comic Enthusiast Prints

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

"She's a miniature."

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'Checkmate I think!'

Canine Comedians

"I'm the best candidate."

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'All of your previous employers said you are very loyal.'

"I'll have the 'All you can eat from the menu, the kitchen, and the dumpster' special."

Long Dachshund

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

We're barely gonna make it!

'I'm thinking about quitting the rat race.'

Follow England mate, they're always crap!

'Look! Tommy Pineneedle's mother has a pair of nuts!'

'Bearnaise sauce again,' he cried. 'I can't bear the thought of it!'

"He's actually leaving a review, the ungrateful little sod!!"

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

Bunny express,

'Now see here! My name is Thomson and THAT is my gazelle!!'

'I keep hearing a buzzing in my ears.'

'A little kidding is OK, guys, but why do I always end up being the goat?'

Pin the tail on the Doggie.

Rich Cow: 'Gareth Gates'

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

"It's a combination of your poor performance and my allergies."

'The secret of my business success? Well, "Charge Ahead" I would guess...'

'This summer, how does obedience camp sound?'

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"