Canine Comic Gifts

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'All these years i've been doing tricks for regular dog food?! You're a monster, David. A monster!'

"Just one I'd like to bark up the right tree."

'It's okay, I thought I heard the dog in here with the presents.'

'I'm one year older and I should know better, but there are times all I want to do is tear into a new pair of slippers.'

Blue-nosed pointer: 'Naughty, naughty!'

"I've got a boxer dog. Every time our doorbell ring, he goes into a corner..."

Regarding Dolly our Daschund, that's about the long and short of it!

'Quit referring to me as a Low Rider.'

Dog clinic: NO rolling over and playing dead.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Dog flapDoor Flap.

'Bad homework eating dog! Bad!'

What dogs want for Christmas.

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

'If he has worms can we take him fishing?'

House with 'Dog For Sale' sign. Cat walks by holding 'Good Riddance' sign.

I'm really proud of him, he's just got his first 'dogbo'...

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"I was almost that last year."

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

'Checkmate I think!'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Dog Birthdays

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

Balloon dog training

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

"I'm the best candidate."

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

Long Dachshund