Canine Comics Gifts

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

"I was almost that last year."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"She's a miniature."

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

Dog Birthdays

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Balloon dog training

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

"I'm the best candidate."

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

"I'll have the 'All you can eat from the menu, the kitchen, and the dumpster' special."

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

A girl with a dog and balloons

Doggie Bowl Drill

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

Pin the tail on the Doggie.

"When begging for food, always make sad eye contact."

House with 'Dog For Sale' sign. Cat walks by holding 'Good Riddance' sign.

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

'This summer, how does obedience camp sound?'

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

"Once again, Dave blew the date when his instincts got the better of his etiquette."

'I'm one year older and I should know better, but there are times all I want to do is tear into a new pair of slippers.'

'Oh, isn't he clever? He's brought you your slippers.'

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

"...P.S. Stay off the furniture!"