Canine Comics Pillows

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"I was almost that last year."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"She's a miniature."

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Balloon dog training

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

"I'm the best candidate."

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

Doggie Bowl Drill

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

A girl with a dog and balloons

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

House with 'Dog For Sale' sign. Cat walks by holding 'Good Riddance' sign.

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

'This summer, how does obedience camp sound?'

"When begging for food, always make sad eye contact."

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

'I'm one year older and I should know better, but there are times all I want to do is tear into a new pair of slippers.'

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

'And you need some reading material,eh?'

'Oh, isn't he clever? He's brought you your slippers.'

'This where the meeting for the order of the salmon bowl is?

'Well ok, I'm this handed.'