Canine Comic Reader Pillows

Pitbull puppies, must go to a bad home.

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"I was almost that last year."

Time Machine Collision

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

X-ray Psychology.

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

The Salmon Run

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

'Perkins, we're getting rid of some of the dead wood around here.'

Fish snorkling above water.

wattle covers

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"I'm excited to get fixed at the vet, had no idea I was broken."

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'

Mou...Man trap!