Canine Comic Reader T-Shirts

Pitbull puppies, must go to a bad home.

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

The Amazing Man-Spider

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"I was almost that last year."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

X-ray Psychology.

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Time Machine Collision

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

The Salmon Run

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

'Perkins, we're getting rid of some of the dead wood around here.'

Fish snorkling above water.

wattle covers

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"I'm excited to get fixed at the vet, had no idea I was broken."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

Mou...Man trap!

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'