Animal Comic Reader T-Shirts

Cat fish.

'My master gave me this after he got it off his ankle.'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

The Amazing Man-Spider

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

X-ray Psychology.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

The Salmon Run

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Time Machine Collision

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

'Perkins, we're getting rid of some of the dead wood around here.'

Fish snorkling above water.

wattle covers

'You head south without me. I'll be fine.'

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

"She's a miniature."

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"I'm excited to get fixed at the vet, had no idea I was broken."

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."