Funny Pet Comics Gifts

Doggie Bowl Drill

"It get it – you're hungry."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

Flea Philosophy.

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'No need to shout.'

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

Cat Lover's Leap.

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

"I think we feed to many vitamins to Tweety"

House with 'Dog For Sale' sign. Cat walks by holding 'Good Riddance' sign.

'Some watchdog you turned out to be!'

"It's OK! Stop splashing!"

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

'I'm one year older and I should know better, but there are times all I want to do is tear into a new pair of slippers.'

'Daddy,rusty's digging up the neighbour's back yard again!' (a dog digging a hole with an earth digger machine)/

'Play dead.'

What dogs want for Christmas.

When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.