Pet Care Comic Gifts

"The living room aquarium? No, I have't bee near it."

"I think we feed to many vitamins to Tweety"

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Dog Birthdays

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

After Hours in the Pet Shop.

"Nothing to worry about. A nuggetectomy is a very simple procedure."

A girl with a dog and balloons

Doggie Bowl Drill

Golf cart in the hospital.

"For crying out loud! It’s empty!!"

"Ok, here's another one about antibiotics. . ."

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

House with 'Dog For Sale' sign. Cat walks by holding 'Good Riddance' sign.

"I wasn't dead yet."

"Has anyone fed the goldfish?"

'Daddy,rusty's digging up the neighbour's back yard again!' (a dog digging a hole with an earth digger machine)/

'I'm one year older and I should know better, but there are times all I want to do is tear into a new pair of slippers.'

What dogs want for Christmas.

'Well, Mr. Swine, it looks like you pulled a hamstring.'

'Now you do know she needs a bath every week and an oil change every 3000 miles?'

A dog locks a man out and sleeps in his bed.

'Scalpel, dammit! Scalpel!'

"Just one I'd like to bark up the right tree."

'You srow ze glove in my face?...'

Whale Pattern Balding,

'If he has worms can we take him fishing?'

I'm really proud of him, he's just got his first 'dogbo'...

"Here's one I spayed earlier"

Blue-nosed pointer: 'Naughty, naughty!'

'If he has worms can we take him fishing?'

'A second opinion? I'm trying to think if I know any vets...'

'Quit referring to me as a Low Rider.'