Pet Care Hilarity Lovers Gifts

Very hungery fish jumping out of bowl to get food.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

"I think we feed to many vitamins to Tweety"

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

After Hours in the Pet Shop.

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

'This is the last time I take the dog out for a walk!'

"I wasn't dead yet."

'Here! I saved his anal sacs for you.'

Tinder for dogs

"I think, therefore I am going to chew her new shoes."

A dog locks a man out and sleeps in his bed.

'Scalpel, dammit! Scalpel!'

Although Bowser did seem to understand the concept of being house-trained.....

"Oh yes, my young master has changed too! He's now dressed in black all the time an he wears my old collars..."

'If he has worms can we take him fishing?'

"Will there be trees?"

'You srow ze glove in my face?...'

"Here's one I spayed earlier"

"I'm sure he does bring you your slippers and your morning paper, but that still doesn't make him a service dog."

Happy Home Kennels - No Unauthorised Barking.

PlayDog.

'They're really not cat people...we need a regime change.'

'Why shouldn't he howl? It's his violin.'

Keep off the Grass.

'Darn, the cat is in the house, you can't go out to play: Go back to playing on your tablet...'

'Poor old Rex looks gasping for a pint!'

"Let's see... I think we'll ignore our food, lick ourselves, then knock these flowers onto the floor."