Pet Care Hilarity Lovers Pillows

Very hungery fish jumping out of bowl to get food.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

After Hours in the Pet Shop.

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

"I think we feed to many vitamins to Tweety"

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

"I wasn't dead yet."

'This is the last time I take the dog out for a walk!'

"I think, therefore I am going to chew her new shoes."

'Now you do know she needs a bath every week and an oil change every 3000 miles?'

Tinder for dogs

'Here! I saved his anal sacs for you.'

A dog locks a man out and sleeps in his bed.

'Scalpel, dammit! Scalpel!'

"Will there be trees?"

'You srow ze glove in my face?...'

"Here's one I spayed earlier"

'If he has worms can we take him fishing?'

"Oh yes, my young master has changed too! He's now dressed in black all the time an he wears my old collars..."

Although Bowser did seem to understand the concept of being house-trained.....

"I'm sure he does bring you your slippers and your morning paper, but that still doesn't make him a service dog."

Happy Home Kennels - No Unauthorised Barking.

PlayDog.

A man and his dog

'I know a cute little out-of-the-way bathroom where the toilet water is to die for!'

Cat gets drunk from wine spilling into his food bowl.

'Poor old Rex looks gasping for a pint!'

'Why shouldn't he howl? It's his violin.'

Keep off the Grass.

'Darn, the cat is in the house, you can't go out to play: Go back to playing on your tablet...'