Pet Care Jokesters Pillows

'Oh, goodie! — it's about time somebody invented a flea collar!'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

I know, it's so hard not to laugh every time that kid crawls by wearing just a poop bag.

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

Cat at Surprise Party.

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

Parrot annoying dog.

"He looks like a cheeseburger."

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

Polly want a cracker?

"Let's see, who had the canary?"

'At least when they shear you, they finish the job... Look at me! I look ridiculous...'

Cattery and kennels

"I wasn't dead yet."

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

'Nonsense, Melvin! Who ever heard of a tapeworm that big?'

"I have a large kitty. He's gentle, just don't make any sudden moves."

'You can sniff out pet supplies on aisle five.'

"I'm retired now"

'No I'm going to do this one standing.

'Fluffy's biological clock went off today.'

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

'Here! I saved his anal sacs for you.'

"Sometimes I think you guys don't want peace."

'Do you ever wish you could get a nice tan?'

'Now you do know she needs a bath every week and an oil change every 3000 miles?'

'And you need some reading material,eh?'

A dog locks a man out and sleeps in his bed.

What if pets did housework...

'Scalpel, dammit! Scalpel!'

'He's a great dog...a bit of a drooler though.'