Pet Parent Jokesters Pillows

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

I know, it's so hard not to laugh every time that kid crawls by wearing just a poop bag.

Conversation between Dogs.

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

Cat at Surprise Party.

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

Good, but not Great Danes.

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

'He knows that when I eat like a hog, it's time for a jog.'

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

For Heavens sake - don't let your pet watch manga cartoons on TV anymore!

"He looks like a cheeseburger."

"Is our owner hot?"

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

Parrot annoying dog.

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

'You're lucky you can't read.'

Polly want a cracker?

"I like the new scratching post so much better."

"Let's see, who had the canary?"

'The news has started a MarmWatch segment as a public service.'

"I don't see myself as just a dog. I see myself as a Complete Family Pet System."

Cattery and kennels

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

"I have a large kitty. He's gentle, just don't make any sudden moves."

'I bark, eat, sleep, bark, eat, sleep, bark, eat, sleep! There has to be more than that!'

"Quick, act casual."

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

'And when you want to go to the toilet would you please bark.'

'Do you ever wish you could get a nice tan?'

'And you need some reading material,eh?'

'Pet, we've got to talk.'