Pet Care Jokesters Gifts

'Oh, goodie! — it's about time somebody invented a flea collar!'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

Cat at Surprise Party.

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

Parrot annoying dog.

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

"He looks like a cheeseburger."

Polly want a cracker?

'At least when they shear you, they finish the job... Look at me! I look ridiculous...'

'Nonsense, Melvin! Who ever heard of a tapeworm that big?'

Cattery and kennels

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

"Let's see, who had the canary?"

"I wasn't dead yet."

"I have a large kitty. He's gentle, just don't make any sudden moves."

'You can sniff out pet supplies on aisle five.'

"I'm retired now"

"Sometimes I think you guys don't want peace."

'Do you ever wish you could get a nice tan?'

'No I'm going to do this one standing.

'And you need some reading material,eh?'

'Here! I saved his anal sacs for you.'

'Fluffy's biological clock went off today.'

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

A dog locks a man out and sleeps in his bed.

What if pets did housework...

'Scalpel, dammit! Scalpel!'

Kid to dad about pet door on fishbowl: 'It's a dogfish.'

'No, I'm plotting.'