Humorous Takes On Pet Care Gifts

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

Conversation between Dogs.

Cat Gets Hole in One.

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

"I think we feed to many vitamins to Tweety"

"For crying out loud! It’s empty!!"

'Nonsense, Melvin! Who ever heard of a tapeworm that big?'

"I wasn't dead yet."

Strictly Ornamental.

'And when you want to go to the toilet would you please bark.'

Tinder for dogs

"I think, therefore I am going to chew her new shoes."

'Well, Mr. Swine, it looks like you pulled a hamstring.'

A dog locks a man out and sleeps in his bed.

'Scalpel, dammit! Scalpel!'

'If he has worms can we take him fishing?'

Now Wash Your Paws

Extended Stay.

Bad cat - Credit Card.

'Hello, my name is Charlene and it's been 3 days since I let my cat boss me around.'

'Darn, the cat is in the house, you can't go out to play: Go back to playing on your tablet...'

'Okay, Claudia, you're right, next time I'll buy freshly frozen rats!'

A man and his dog

"This is my place, and that's the guest house."

"The living room aquarium? No, I have't bee near it."

"Yes, that's water retention."

'We appreciate you loyalty to your clientele, Doctor,...

'What makes you think he's got worms?'

'Oh, goodie! — it's about time somebody invented a flea collar!'

Woman walks the dog, using a clothes line as a dog lead.

Mrs Claus giving Rudolph a wash