Humorous Takes On Pet Care Gifts

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

Conversation between Dogs.

Cat Gets Hole in One.

"I think we feed to many vitamins to Tweety"

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

"For crying out loud! It’s empty!!"

'Nonsense, Melvin! Who ever heard of a tapeworm that big?'

"I wasn't dead yet."

Strictly Ornamental.

'Well, Mr. Swine, it looks like you pulled a hamstring.'

"I think, therefore I am going to chew her new shoes."

Tinder for dogs

'And when you want to go to the toilet would you please bark.'

'Now you do know she needs a bath every week and an oil change every 3000 miles?'

A dog locks a man out and sleeps in his bed.

'Scalpel, dammit! Scalpel!'

Now Wash Your Paws

'If he has worms can we take him fishing?'

Extended Stay.

'Hello, my name is Charlene and it's been 3 days since I let my cat boss me around.'

Bad cat - Credit Card.

A man and his dog

'Okay, Claudia, you're right, next time I'll buy freshly frozen rats!'

"The living room aquarium? No, I have't bee near it."

'Darn, the cat is in the house, you can't go out to play: Go back to playing on your tablet...'

"This is my place, and that's the guest house."

"Yes, that's water retention."

'We appreciate you loyalty to your clientele, Doctor,...

'What makes you think he's got worms?'

Woman walks the dog, using a clothes line as a dog lead.

'Oh, goodie! — it's about time somebody invented a flea collar!'

"Sorry we were too late. We found this lodged in the cat's throat."