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'Police? I'm being stalked.'

'Now see here! My name is Thomson and THAT is my gazelle!!'

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

I advertised In What Cow Magazine.

'We're expanding your department.'

She either supports England or she needs to see a vet!

"Me, after years of begging, I was finally allowed into the house yesterday. You know what, it was kind of a letdown..."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"I was almost that last year."

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

"It's okay to be ambitious but do you dare to pee on my tree, Jackson!"

"She's a miniature."

Dedication to excellence....

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Canine Comedians

'Checkmate I think!'

Balloon dog training

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

Pampered Pets.

"I'm the best candidate."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

The Stock Market.

"You can't say that to a customer!"

'All of your previous employers said you are very loyal.'

"I'll have the 'All you can eat from the menu, the kitchen, and the dumpster' special."

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

Long Dachshund

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

We're barely gonna make it!

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

'Look! Tommy Pineneedle's mother has a pair of nuts!'