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'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

No Soliciting

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

"She's a miniature."

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

'Checkmate I think!'

Canine Comedians

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

Cat Lover's Leap.

'All of your previous employers said you are very loyal.'

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

Long Dachshund

We're barely gonna make it!

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

"I think we feed to many vitamins to Tweety"

Doggie Bowl Drill

'Bearnaise sauce again,' he cried. 'I can't bear the thought of it!'

"It's a combination of your poor performance and my allergies."

'A little kidding is OK, guys, but why do I always end up being the goat?'

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

Cats 'Playing' Cards

'This summer, how does obedience camp sound?'

'Police? I'm being stalked.'

'This where the meeting for the order of the salmon bowl is?

'Well ok, I'm this handed.'

Fingerlings.