Animal Comic Appreciator Mugs

'Well, that's just being lazy!'

"I told you not to force it!"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Lactose Intolerant

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

No Soliciting

Cat and mouse

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

"Say hello to my little friend."

You complete me!

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

Ostrich Curoisities

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Canine Comedians

Mouse with a cat cake.

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

Giraffe Rollercoaster

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

"I could do that."

'Sorry'

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'

'I'm going to be a little late.'

'I'm a guard dog too.'

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

'I fell off the wagon, again... meat wagon that is.'

New, Improved Cat

'You want to stick that thermometer where?'

'Say Rex, isn't it time for your worming tablets?'