Comic Appreciator Mugs

'S**t!'

New, Improved Cat

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

Well there's something you don't see every day...

"Excuse me... Did they say carrion, or carry-on?"

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

Men Holding Grudges

"If you have EVER said 'Whoopsadaisy', you are already old!"

"I've got pride but no shame."

Pub grub.

Bank robber to teller after robbery: 'Now, I'd like to talk to you about opening a savings account.'

Must you people always call during dinner? - Grim Reaper on the phone.

'I told you a blowgun was a bad idea!'

"It's the mark of Cain, but it's benign."

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

'I'm afraid I have some disappointing news, fellows.'

'This is him, on the hands free.'

Last Will and Testament.

'I am on a holiday from hell.'

'Never did trust him....'

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

...To tell the truth, I find them quite becoming.

Self-Esteem Clinic.

"Who wants to go for walkies?"

"Do we have any candy?"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'