Dog Lover With A Taste For Humor Mugs

Swine List

"The bones...have they been buried for the full 21 days?"

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Shake! Good Dog."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Pin the blame on the donkey.

"This resumé has the kind of sizzle we're looking for."

"Wow, what a DILF."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

"He ran out of pee."

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

A skinny dog with clown make up

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

"Bad dog!"

"Don't put your money into stocks. Bury it!"

'Your disgusting behaviour has been almost human in nature!'

'Okay...now watch what happens when I extend my claws.'

'The pats on the head are nice, but I need more compensation...'

'Drop it! Drop the Lawsuit!'

'Forget about marriage conselling: Me, I sent Max to Obedience School instead...'

'It's her signature dish.'

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

'I was not expecting this, were you?'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"I have to tell you you were not my first choice for this job."

"I'm getting a little itchy to redo the bedroom!"

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

'I know how you feel.'

'It's all right. You're allowed to get up on this couch.'