Cartoon Animal Lover Gifts

Rabbit.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"It's okay to be ambitious but do you dare to pee on my tree, Jackson!"

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

Dedication to excellence....

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

First past the post.

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Spider's Web Trampoline

"So how long have you been working the business?"

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

"I like the idea of becoming a prosecutor: charging people appeals to me..."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

Dog being carried off by ducks.

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

"You can't say that to a customer!"

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

"You can't have dessert until you eat all of your people nuggies."

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

"The true story"

"Why did you turn down the Easter bunny job?"