Cartoon Animal Lover Gifts

Rabbit.

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"It's okay to be ambitious but do you dare to pee on my tree, Jackson!"

Dedication to excellence....

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."

First past the post.

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

Spider's Web Trampoline

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

"I like the idea of becoming a prosecutor: charging people appeals to me..."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

Pampered Pets.

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"So how long have you been working the business?"

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

Dog being carried off by ducks.

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

"You can't say that to a customer!"

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"You can't have dessert until you eat all of your people nuggies."

Atomic Bear: Part 2

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

Giraffe's Ice-cream.

Fly using tail as skipping rope.