Humor In Pet Ownership Gifts

A man and his dog

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Dog Dressed to Eat

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

I know, it's so hard not to laugh every time that kid crawls by wearing just a poop bag.

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Conversation between Dogs.

Cat and mouse.

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

Cat at Surprise Party.

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

Cat Gets Hole in One.

'I hate surprises!'

"He looks like a cheeseburger."

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

When Pugs dream.

Parrot annoying dog.

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

Dog Jogger

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

Polly want a cracker?

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

Goldie playing chess. Check.

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

Cattery and kennels

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

"Let's see, who had the canary?"