Humor In Pet Ownership Prints

A man and his dog

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Dog Dressed to Eat

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Conversation between Dogs.

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

Cat at Surprise Party.

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

Cat Gets Hole in One.

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

Dog Jogger

"He looks like a cheeseburger."

When Pugs dream.

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

Parrot annoying dog.

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

Polly want a cracker?

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

Goldie playing chess. Check.

Cattery and kennels

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

Cat Show - Sheds Most

"Let's see, who had the canary?"