Pet Owners With Humor Prints

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Skeleton playing fetch.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Dog Dressed to Eat

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

Cat at Surprise Party.

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

Dog Jogger

"He looks like a cheeseburger."

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

"Here he comes! Don't move."

When Pugs dream.

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

"Is our owner hot?"

Parrot annoying dog.

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

Polly want a cracker?

Cat Show - Sheds Most

Goldie playing chess. Check.

"Tonight I'm going to bury this sucker so far underground he'll never find it."