Comical Canine Enthusiast Mugs

"I'm working from home today."

"Shake! Good Dog."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Dog in love

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Dog on a Shelf.

Pet Entertainers

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

"I'm thinking sixty nine."

Balloon dog training

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

The Karate Kitten.

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

Cuthbert was a pit of a party animal

"He ran out of pee."

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

"Bruno, sit."

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

Dog Realtor

'The pats on the head are nice, but I need more compensation...'

'Your manuscript was delicious.'

"So the old man says 'you're getting fixed,' and I'm thinkin', you know, maybe he's gonna patch up the hole in my doghouse..."

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

'Bring back my crystal ball!'

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"

'Forget about marriage conselling: Me, I sent Max to Obedience School instead...'

"Get a life."

"I didn't want him growing up to be like his father."

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'