Dog Humor Aficionado Mugs

Dog grabbing onto AWAC aircraft.

"Exactly why would you need a business card?"

"This is my I Pee Address!"

'The pats on the head are nice, but I need more compensation...'

The Hound of the D'urbervilles.

"The pet store said I was a laptop dog, not a lap dog. Where's your computer?"

Bottled Toilet Water

"I think that I shall never see, a better place to stop and pee."

"I should tell you right away my resume is spotty."

"Stuart, I'm sleeping..."

"I can't stand the way it's taunting us!"

Soft spot.

"We're in for the night."

'Cannibal!'

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"I was almost that last year."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Shake! Good Dog."

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

Penguin

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

Pet Entertainers

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

"I'm thinking sixty nine."

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

'The last guy I worked for kept me on a short leash.'

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

"Try to blame that one on the dog."

Rogue elephant

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'