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'Look, I never said I was filthy rich. I said I was rolling in it.'

Dog grabbing onto AWAC aircraft.

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

"Exactly why would you need a business card?"

"This is my I Pee Address!"

'The pats on the head are nice, but I need more compensation...'

The Hound of the D'urbervilles.

"The pet store said I was a laptop dog, not a lap dog. Where's your computer?"

Bottled Toilet Water

"I think that I shall never see, a better place to stop and pee."

"I should tell you right away my resume is spotty."

"Stuart, I'm sleeping..."

"I can't stand the way it's taunting us!"

Dog watching 'Watchdog'.

Soft spot.

"We're in for the night."

'Cannibal!'

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Beg here. Pay here.

"I was almost that last year."

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Shake! Good Dog."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

'The Buck Stops Here.'

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Penguin

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

The First Cone of Shame.

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

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