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Canine Obedience School

"I was almost that last year."

"Shake! Good Dog."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"Wow, what a DILF."

Dog on a Shelf.

The First Cone of Shame.

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

Pet Entertainers

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

Dog phrenology

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

'The last guy I worked for kept me on a short leash.'

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

Doggy conductor

Balloon dog training

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

Cuthbert was a pit of a party animal

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"Anatomy of a cat"

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

A skinny dog with clown make up

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

"Don't put your money into stocks. Bury it!"

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

'Okay...now watch what happens when I extend my claws.'

'The pats on the head are nice, but I need more compensation...'

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

'Forget about marriage conselling: Me, I sent Max to Obedience School instead...'