Dog Person Who Loves Humor Pillows

Canine Obedience School

"I was almost that last year."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Shake! Good Dog."

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

"Wow, what a DILF."

Dog on a Shelf.

Pet Entertainers

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

Dog phrenology

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

'The last guy I worked for kept me on a short leash.'

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

Doggy conductor

Balloon dog training

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

Cuthbert was a pit of a party animal

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

A skinny dog with clown make up

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Anatomy of a cat"

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

"Don't put your money into stocks. Bury it!"

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

'The pats on the head are nice, but I need more compensation...'

'Okay...now watch what happens when I extend my claws.'

'Yes, having a powerful sense of smell is good, but I do wish Master would change his socks more often...'

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

"I have to tell you you were not my first choice for this job."

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'