Joyful Pet Owner T-Shirts

'Next!'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

To them it's just a Prada handbag

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

"He followed me home, can I keep him?"

'We'll take it!'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

K9 Literati.

Pet Pony

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

'Good book?'

Pet Owners' Date Night

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

The Upholstery Consultant

Two cats are high off catnip.

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

A girl with a dog and balloons

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

WEREWOLF WEARING DOG CONE

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

Cat Show: Most Arrogant

Santa Claus walks dogs

"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."