Puppy Management T-Shirts

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Love a Mutt

Bathing the dog

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Dog lover

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Canine Scentipede

"Not a bad list kiddo, but I know them all! I've told you it's hard to teach an old dog new tricks..."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Pavlov's Puppy

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'They sure have small litters.'