Pet Management T-Shirts

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

Dog orders cat to bring slippers for master.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

"Pick me!"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Dog Walking Services

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'Fetch.'

Billy. The Kid.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"It get it – you're hungry."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Horror movies

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Biofelineism

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Raw food, after you leave for work.