Puppy Nurturing Pillows

"You don't sit and beg. You make THEM sit and beg."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"No no, I said sit!!"

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Love a Mutt

Bathing the dog

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

Dog lover

Canine Scentipede

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Not a bad list kiddo, but I know them all! I've told you it's hard to teach an old dog new tricks..."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

Pavlov's Puppy

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'So this is goodbye then!'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

The Cat Spa

'They sure have small litters.'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

Labrador Non-retriever