Puppy Care Enthusiast Pillows

"We need to talk about your diet."

"Pick me!"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Jr. cloning kit

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Bathing the dog

Dog lover

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Dogma

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

A Change of Scene.

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Puppies

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."