Canine Health Enthusiast Gifts

'Four sets of x-rays, three examinations, three labratory profiles...'

"Why do they do that?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Quick, start the car!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Barks in code.

'Fetch.'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Foster failure

"Three more years of high school."

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Dog walking Human.