Puppy Love Aficionado Mugs

"For goodness sake Dad, he's not a hippy: He's an Afghan Greyhound!"

"Wanna stop at my place and recharge your laptop after school?"

Dogs

"Pick me!"

Welcome to the Team

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

Jr. cloning kit

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'Relax, sir. He's a Border Colie - smartest of all breeds!'

A Change of Scene.

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

Puppies

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Puppy.

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'This is no game! This is who I am!'