Poodle Patron Gifts

"I can't help the fact he's fallen in love with the barmaids poodle."

Village Pet Shop.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"Wow, what a DILF."

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"Sit and stay were no problem but she's hit a wall with multivariable calculus.'

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

'Hey Are you sniffing at my girlfriend's ae'

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

An inbred poodle.

"A poodle? It's sort of a dog with an afro."

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

A perm for a woman and her dog.

"Wanna go out?"

Bike powered computer.

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

Sun. Rain.

'Not funny, Lulu!'

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

Best in Heat.

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"