Puppy Patron Pillows

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

"The circus was good but as 'Jo Jo, the dogged faced attorney', I'm making a killing."

William felt out of place in the dog obedience school.

Canine Companion

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

Self-Employment

'He's barking mad!'

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

"Thanks for walking me home."

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

Magritte Man with Xmas pudding instead of apple.

Who's Not Who.

"I can't help the fact he's fallen in love with the barmaids poodle."

Village Pet Shop.

'No, you may NOT see a menu.'

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

'I gave Amy Tilly a box of candy, and she's going to be my valentine until it's gone.'

"We should get together sometime and pee on things."

''Woof, Woof, Woof.' You call that a blog entry?'

'The man at the shelter promised he doesn't bark at all.'

"And she smells great!"

"Nobody seconds, now sit down and shut up."

"Don't listen to those pampered puppies at obedience school: there's no shame is being a working dog!"

'Greg, if your cell phone was set to vibrate, I think I've located it.'

"They're so obsessed with that dog that it has its own web-site!"

"I remember a time when not everything was about the puppies."

Both love chasing tail.

"You know, I'm part Great Dane myself."

The Ninth Wonder of the World - The Great Mongrel of Manchu