Puppy Persuaders Pillows

"Not THAT sort of begging..!"

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"You can't plead cute."

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"Another slander suit!"

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

A dog reads a newspaper

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

What they're thinking.

"Out! Damned Spot!"

'Does my tail make me look fat?'

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

'I'm afraid to ask.'

"Forget your 'inner puppy' - fetch!"

"I never really needed obedience school, … It was more of an obedience seminar."

"Does this mean that you're ready to cop a plea?"

Man and dog.

"They're free, but they ain't easy."

"He expects us to climbdown first."

The Dog Botherer.

''Woof, Woof, Woof.' You call that a blog entry?'

'Patience, consistency and treats are really great training tools...and they work well with dogs, too.'

"And she smells great!"

"Hey, we're working our asses off here!"

"Goodness gracious no, I didn't go to a public puppy-school: I went to an elite private puppy-school..."

"Nobody seconds, now sit down and shut up."

Sometimes even our pets can feel depressed. I always try to do what I can.

"They're so obsessed with that dog that it has its own web-site!"

Dogma