Puppy Persuaders Prints

"Not THAT sort of begging..!"

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"You can't plead cute."

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"Another slander suit!"

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

A dog reads a newspaper

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

What they're thinking.

'I'm afraid to ask.'

'Does my tail make me look fat?'

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

"Forget your 'inner puppy' - fetch!"

"Out! Damned Spot!"

'I'm still trying to decide if I should join the workforce or get my masters in staying.'

"I never really needed obedience school, … It was more of an obedience seminar."

The Dog Botherer.

Man and dog.

"Does this mean that you're ready to cop a plea?"

"He expects us to climbdown first."

"They're free, but they ain't easy."

''Woof, Woof, Woof.' You call that a blog entry?'

'Patience, consistency and treats are really great training tools...and they work well with dogs, too.'

"Goodness gracious no, I didn't go to a public puppy-school: I went to an elite private puppy-school..."

"And she smells great!"

"Hey, we're working our asses off here!"

"Nobody seconds, now sit down and shut up."

'Now listen: The best time to lick the kids' faces is right after lunch...'

Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! Why do dogs have to bark all the time? It's arf for arf's sake!

Dogma