Pet Persuader Prints

"He expects us to climbdown first."

"Foster failure"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Hush puppy.

Pet a Puppy

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

Lumbar support animal

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Obedience School/Disobedience School.

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"Projectile hairballing."

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

'He ate all the magnets off of the refrigerator.'

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

Will eat your homework for $.

'Will you be wanting this?'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

'You should know better than to switch channels during a Garfield special.'

'HEEL!...HEEL!'

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'