Pet Persuader Pillows

"He expects us to climbdown first."

"Foster failure"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Hush puppy.

Pet a Puppy

Lumbar support animal

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

"Projectile hairballing."

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

'Will you be wanting this?'

'HEEL!...HEEL!'

'You should know better than to switch channels during a Garfield special.'

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."