Puppy Preachers Pillows

Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! Why do dogs have to bark all the time? It's arf for arf's sake!

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"Another slander suit!"

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

'Can you just send the digital copy?'

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

What they're thinking.

'In conclusion, it's more blessed to give than retrieve.'

'Does my tail make me look fat?'

"Forget your 'inner puppy' - fetch!"

"Out! Damned Spot!"

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

"I can only tell you what's in your future - it's up to you to chase it."

Dog Quiz

"I never really needed obedience school, … It was more of an obedience seminar."

Man and dog.

"The circus was good but as 'Jo Jo, the dogged faced attorney', I'm making a killing."

"They're free, but they ain't easy."

The Dog Botherer.

''Woof, Woof, Woof.' You call that a blog entry?'

'Patience, consistency and treats are really great training tools...and they work well with dogs, too.'

William felt out of place in the dog obedience school.

"Goodness gracious no, I didn't go to a public puppy-school: I went to an elite private puppy-school..."

"Hey, we're working our asses off here!"

"Nobody seconds, now sit down and shut up."

Sometimes even our pets can feel depressed. I always try to do what I can.

"They're so obsessed with that dog that it has its own web-site!"

Dogma