Puppy Preachers Mugs

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"Another slander suit!"

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

'Can you just send the digital copy?'

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

'In conclusion, it's more blessed to give than retrieve.'

What they're thinking.

"Out! Damned Spot!"

"I can only tell you what's in your future - it's up to you to chase it."

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

'Does my tail make me look fat?'

"Forget your 'inner puppy' - fetch!"

Dog Quiz

"I never really needed obedience school, … It was more of an obedience seminar."

Man and dog.

"The circus was good but as 'Jo Jo, the dogged faced attorney', I'm making a killing."

The Dog Botherer.

"They're free, but they ain't easy."

''Woof, Woof, Woof.' You call that a blog entry?'

'Patience, consistency and treats are really great training tools...and they work well with dogs, too.'

"Goodness gracious no, I didn't go to a public puppy-school: I went to an elite private puppy-school..."

"Hey, we're working our asses off here!"

William felt out of place in the dog obedience school.

"Nobody seconds, now sit down and shut up."

"They're so obsessed with that dog that it has its own web-site!"

Dogma

Sometimes even our pets can feel depressed. I always try to do what I can.