Pet Preacher Mugs

'In conclusion, it's more blessed to give than retrieve.'

"Foster failure"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Hush puppy.

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Obedience School/Disobedience School.

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"Projectile hairballing."

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

Will eat your homework for $.

'Will you be wanting this?'

'You should know better than to switch channels during a Garfield special.'

'HEEL!...HEEL!'

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

he used to belong to a cartoonist

Cat and fishing instruction

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'