Puppy Pep-talker Pillows

Sometimes even our pets can feel depressed. I always try to do what I can.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

"Now, let your inner ‘bad dog’ answer the question ..."

Dog Training.

Dogs texting each other emojis

"You know what the Serengeti lacks?—Decent deserts."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

"You see?"

"When I was your age I would have snagged that before it hit the ground."

"It's the dog."

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

What they're thinking.

"I'm sorry I ever taught him to speak"

'I've been experiencing a lot of deja moo.'

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

'Does my tail make me look fat?'

"So, sniffed any interesting butts lately?"

"I actually know more commands than I respond to."

Performance anxiety lessons, the more you practice something.

"I can actually hear you thinking about food."

"Out! Damned Spot!"

"Forget your 'inner puppy' - fetch!"

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'