Puppy Pep-talker Gifts

Sometimes even our pets can feel depressed. I always try to do what I can.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

"Now, let your inner ‘bad dog’ answer the question ..."

"You know what the Serengeti lacks?—Decent deserts."

Dogs texting each other emojis

Dog Training.

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"You see?"

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

"When I was your age I would have snagged that before it hit the ground."

"It's the dog."

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

What they're thinking.

"I'm sorry I ever taught him to speak"

"Forget your 'inner puppy' - fetch!"

"I can actually hear you thinking about food."

"I actually know more commands than I respond to."

'Does my tail make me look fat?'

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

"So, sniffed any interesting butts lately?"

Performance anxiety lessons, the more you practice something.

"Out! Damned Spot!"

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

'Up until now I thought all your questions were rhetorical.'