Pet Lover's Amusement T-Shirts

'That's when he tries to sound like Pavorotti. Now here's how he sounds when he hits his finger with a hammer...'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

Dog owner sees pet reading book, 'How to train your owner'.

'Click it or ticket.'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"Now this is a dog park!"

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'Who's best friend are you?'

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

'I'm sick and tired of begging!'

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

'If we build it, they will come.'

"C'mon, one more throw!"

BONK!, 'He's not the brightest cat I've ever seen.'

Ewe Tube A Ewe checking out the sheep world's version of You Tube.

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

"See. I told you they have Roomba Rodeos when we're gone."

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

'Time out!... Scooper!!'

Mixing Duty with Pleasure

"I bark and bark non-stop, and then they come home. It works everytime."

'In my opinion the three pigs did their share of huffing and puffing.'

"You know what I love? Rolling in dead squirrel." "Oh, my God, yes! How about peeing on the floor at Petco?!" "Wait, wait–what's the farthest distance either of you have rubbed your butt across a carpet?!"

"I'm going to demonstrate how dogs are stealth ninjas in the dark. See how I move silently....."

"What?"

'Oh, so when you said wear a...Ok, now I get it.'

Identity Crisis - cat in dog kennel.

Hunting Wolves For Fun/500 Ways to cook Mutton.

PlayDog.

"Let's see... I think we'll ignore our food, lick ourselves, then knock these flowers onto the floor."