Family Antics Appreciator Gifts

'Now, now, Timmy ... No poison darts at the dinner table.'

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

Social Distancing Club

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'Remember me?'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

A Tumble Cow

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

Ta Da!...

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"He's starting to flag a bit"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

"Consider yourself chased."

"He's cooing on the ledge. May I take a message?"

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

Cat playing Golf.

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

Dog executives are in a duel

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

The Nose Thief