Neighborly Antics Appreciator Gifts

"Mrs. Slovnik, we represent the whole forth floor."

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

Social Distancing Club

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'Remember me?'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

A Tumble Cow

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

Ta Da!...

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"He's starting to flag a bit"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

"Consider yourself chased."

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

"He's cooing on the ledge. May I take a message?"

Cat playing Golf.

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

Dog executives are in a duel

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

The Nose Thief